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I got into a discussion recently about a restaurant that’s completely dark and you can’t see the food being served.

Friend: On an unrelated note have you ever eaten at Opaque?

Matt: Um no. Do I need to?

Friend: Oh it’s closed now. It was a restaurant where it was pitch dark you could not see in front of you at all.

Matt: What?!

Friend: So you would order in the lobby. Then they would take you back and everything would be served in darkness.

Matt: Yeah, no, call me old school, but I wanna see that stuff before I eat it.

Matt: That’s stupid.

Matt: Rina would steal my food.

Friend: I never went there, but I’ve heard it was highly sensual experience.

Matt: Let me guess, “You enhance your taste sense by not seeing it?”

Friend: One guy I know said his date leaned over and kissed him unexpectedly and it was the best kiss he’s ever experienced.

Matt: That’s not a highly sensual experience in the dark.

Matt: IF IT WAS HIS DATE.

Friend: Could be the waiter.

Friend: You. Don’t. Know.

Matt: I can see how this would go…

Rina: “That was amazing”
Matt: “What was?”
Rina: “Never mind.”

Matt: Surprises in the dark are never good. Sorry.

Friend: You are acting your age now.

Friend: Where is your sense of fun and adventure?

Matt: Honey, why do you have a beard?