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I got into a discussion recently about a restaurant that’s completely dark and you can’t see the food being served.
Friend: On an unrelated note have you ever eaten at Opaque?
Matt: Um no. Do I need to?
Friend: Oh it’s closed now. It was a restaurant where it was pitch dark you could not see in front of you at all.
Matt: What?!
Friend: So you would order in the lobby. Then they would take you back and everything would be served in darkness.
Matt: Yeah, no, call me old school, but I wanna see that stuff before I eat it.
Matt: That’s stupid.
Matt: Rina would steal my food.
Friend: I never went there, but I’ve heard it was highly sensual experience.
Matt: Let me guess, “You enhance your taste sense by not seeing it?”
Friend: One guy I know said his date leaned over and kissed him unexpectedly and it was the best kiss he’s ever experienced.
Matt: That’s not a highly sensual experience in the dark.
Matt: IF IT WAS HIS DATE.
Friend: Could be the waiter.
Friend: You. Don’t. Know.
Matt: I can see how this would go…
Rina: “That was amazing”
Matt: “What was?”
Rina: “Never mind.”
Matt: Surprises in the dark are never good. Sorry.
Friend: You are acting your age now.
Friend: Where is your sense of fun and adventure?
Matt: Honey, why do you have a beard?